Video Game Reviews (Score Low-High)

Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse

2012-12-04 Xbox 360

If you are a fundamentally terrible person on every imaginable level, then Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse is the video game for you.

Rock Revolution

2008-10-29 PlayStation 3, Xbox 360

This poor clone of today's music games is especially sad when you consider Konami's rich history with the genre.

Interpol: The Trail of Dr. Chaos

2009-01-09 Xbox 360 Games Store

Interpol: The Trail of Dr. Chaos is a way more exciting and evocative title than this boring photo-hunt game deserves.

Madden NFL Football

2011-03-30 Nintendo 3DS

If ever there were a cautionary tale for the early adopter of new gaming technology, Madden NFL Football is it.

Master of Illusion Express: Funny Face

2009-04-07 DSiWare

Master of Illusion Express: Funny Face is only two dollars, but it's so incredibly thin that it feels more like a demo than something you should actually have to pay for.

Lucha Fury

2011-06-28 Xbox 360 Games Store

Lucha Fury is like a master class in how to make a terrible beat-'em-up.

Velvet Assassin

2009-05-15 Xbox 360

Tedious, contrived, repetitive stealth mechanics make this a game you should try your best to hide from.


2011-12-15 Xbox 360

This game is practically a war crime.

Tony Hawk: RIDE

2009-11-20 Xbox 360, PlayStation 3

Tony Hawk: RIDE's shoddy hardware and ill-conceived software merge to form something completely abysmal.

Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor

2012-06-19 Xbox 360

If this is the best Kinect can do with a "hardcore" game, you should just pack it up and wait for the next Xbox.